| Keep a good supply of sick bags handy for this one because you're going to need them! Whether you bust a gut laughing or cough up your last few meals, Zombie Cult Massacre is guaranteed to deliver gastric distress like you've never experienced before. Marvin (Mike Botouchis) is a physical and emotional punching bag, suffering a nasty bite after he and shrewish girlfriend Sally run down a shambling corpse while on a trip to visit hes grandmother in the back woods of Kentucky. A passing car of good Samaritans dispose of the zombie before delivering the wounded Marvin into the clutches of a doomsday cult and its lasfcivious leader jeffrey (Bob Elkins). In between bouts of oral and group sex, Jeffrey initiates Marvin into the order while a rotting tide of flesh hungry zombies throw themselves at the gates of the compound. Egged on by a bourbon swilling, bisexual Satan, Marvin challenges Jeffrey for leadership of the cult before smashing his face in with a hatchet. |
Meanwhile a biker, Roach (lonzo jones), is lured to the compound by the promise of cheap drugs and cheaper sex. Barely escaping with his life, Roach rallies a hariy horde of beer-gutted bikers against Marvin's mindless minions, Armageddon erupting in a fountain of ruined arteries and displaced internal organs. Driven by a profane and blasphemy-ridden script, Zombie Cult Massacre is an offensive, disgusting rollercoaster ride through some of the most jaw-droppingly sickening cheapjack gore and scenery you'll ever witness. Aided in no small part by maverick filmmaker Jim Vanbebber, who appears in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo as a doomed biker, this decidedly over-the-top film plumbs the depths of bad taste, grabs you by your short curlies, and gleefully rubs your face in the cheap mess that it is. Order your copy online through the official website at http://www.zombiecult.com. |